Utilikilts rulzorz

Not a spectacularly good shot, but for the staunch Carson fans this one's a must-see! The stage was decked out as the infirmary and half way through his talk, Paul decided to lie down on the bed, apparently forgetting that he was wearing the kilt!!! There was some missy-ish smoothing down of material and I just happened to be in the right place to snap this off quickly.
Someone asked the question "Are you a true Scotsman?" to which he replied, grinning "Yes!"
Predictably, the audience, en masse yelled "Show us!"
He just smirked and said "Not bloody likely," in Carson's voice.
So *this* is the closest you're getting, ladies ...
Uh, deviation title thanks to Mice 1900 over on LJ.